The Impeachment Hearing Room

 For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

 Watch for these consolidations in 2008:
 

 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller  Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:  Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join  forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

 4.. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota  Mining will merge and become:  ZipAudiDoDa

 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:  FedUP.

 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:  Fairwell Honeychild.

 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:  PouponPants.

 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! 

 9. The American Screw Company will merge with YouTube And All State Insurance to become Screw You All

 And finally...     

10) Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:  TittyTittyBangBang

More As They Develop!