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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

DC Dipsticks

Posted by ed. dickau at 5:39 AM


A Lot Of Folks Can't Understand How We Came To Have An Oil Shortage Here In Our Country.


Well, There's A Very Simple Answer.


Nobody Bothered To Check The Oil.


We Just Didn't Know We Were Getting Low.


The Reason For That Is Purely Geographical.


Our OIL Is Located In:

ALASKA


CALIFORNIA


COASTAL FLORIDA


COASTAL LOUISIANA


WYOMING


COLORADO


KANSAS


OKLAHOMA


PENNSYLVANIA


AND


TEXAS



ANY QUESTIONS? NO?...DIDN'T THINK SO!

 

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