"The action I am taking is no more than a radical measure to hasten the explosion of truth and justice. I have but one passion: to enlighten those who have been kept in the dark, in the name of humanity which has suffered so much and is entitled to happiness. My fiery protest is simply the cry of my very soul. Let them dare, then, to bring me before a court of law and let the enquiry take place in broad daylight!" - Emile Zola, J'accuse! (1898) -

Friday, September 19, 2008

Potential President Palin Doesn’t Know Shit And McCain…Where’s Spain?

Sarah Palin was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. She turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the Palin, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said Palin.

'But I’m going tp be President pretty soon; 'how about what changes I should make to America ?' and she smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.

But let me ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow, and a Moose all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a Moose excretes big pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.

Why do you suppose that is?'

Sarah, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies:

'Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit?

I don’t normally post such things but this was too good to resist! Thank You Ohio!