Friday, September 19, 2008
Potential President Palin Doesn’t Know Shit And McCain…Where’s Spain?
Posted by ed. dickau at 9:18 AM
Potential President Palin Doesn’t Know Shit And McCain…Where’s Spain?
Sarah Palin was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. She turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the Palin, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said Palin.
'But I’m going tp be President pretty soon; 'how about what changes I should make to America ?' and she smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a Moose all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a Moose excretes big pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'
Sarah, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies:
'Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit?
I don’t normally post such things but this was too good to resist! Thank You Ohio!
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