Friday, September 19, 2008

Potential President Palin Doesn’t Know Shit And McCain…Where’s Spain?
























Potential President Palin Doesn’t Know Shit And McCain…Where’s Spain?



Sarah Palin was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. She turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'


The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the Palin, 'What would you like to talk about?'


'Oh, I don't know,' said Palin.


'But I’m going tp be President pretty soon; 'how about what changes I should make to America ?' and she smiles.


'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.


But let me ask you a question first.


A horse, a cow, and a Moose all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a Moose excretes big pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.


Why do you suppose that is?'


Sarah, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'


To which the little girl replies:


'Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit?


I don’t normally post such things but this was too good to resist! Thank You Ohio!

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